Cat: The Fergs (Fergal McCatterson)
The Fergs is a very handsome cat. Orange, but of a deeper peach than your average ginger, with orange eyes. Some people are freaked out by his massive double cat hand paws - but I think they’re cute. He also has an extra long tail that comes all the way over his back into his face when he’s happy.
The Fergs loves everyone. He has no boundaries. Bald contractor sitting in my dining room working on a quote? Your head gets a thorough cleaning. Hate cats? He’s gonna be on your lap. First time visitor? Hope you’re not wearing jeans or he’ll climb you like a ladder. Just be grateful he’s not sitting on your head. He really likes sitting on peoples heads. I call him the cat hat.
He’s very useful if your head or lap is cold. Of if you need to thin out your kitchen herb garden. Other than that? Not so much.
He loves to be held. And hugged. If you’re on the couch, there’s a good chance he’ll sit on your chest with his paws around your neck like a living Snuggie. He also enjoys a good baby rockin’ or shoulder ride.
Overall Grade: B+